James dishes out some DOMINATION to the dirty feline git that leaked his secret diary all over the internet.
This blog site is intended as a light-hearted joke.
It has come to my attention that the original diary entry was done by Cleftydave at Planet Rugby. I saw it in the Guardian posted by Mr West. In his post he didn’t know where it was from, and I was too lazy to check.
In the interests of completion, I included it (also because I didn’t think anyone would care). So, I would like to thank Cleftydave for writing the funniest one, letting me borrow the idea, particularly the capitalised DOMINATION schtick, and as I’m not making money from this, if anyone wants it removing I will do gladly, and grovel a bit.
This blog in no way, shape or form represents the actual thought, character or opinion of the Real James Haskell, or any player/ coach/ individual involved with the England Rugby Team. Furthermore, all entries purporting to be by any Rugby player are intentionally exaggerated and do not represent the real words, thoughts or opinions of any Rugby player living or dead.
All depictions in here are done so for purposes of humour, and no slight to anyone’s reputation is intended.
Basically, it’s a joke, and not meant to be taken seriously at all. Not to mention that I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t a fan of James or England Rugby in general and confident that hypothetically this would be taken in the spirit in which it is intended.
(Please don’t hit me)
Dr Claw’s Cat.